Art & Music Jokes

Good Horn Player

Q: What's the name of a good English horn player?
A: I'll tell you when I meet one.

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How Is A Bagpipe Like Throwing A Javelin

Q: How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?
A: You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

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Lightening Strikes Twice

Q: How is lightning like a violist's fingers?
A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

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