Violin Barb

Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?
A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.

Viola and Trampoline

Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

French Horn to Trombone

Q: How do you make a french horn sound like a trombone?
A: Take your hand out of the bell and lose all sense of taste.