Art & Music Jokes

Chainsaw and Bari-sax

Q:  How do you make a chainsaw sound like a bari-sax?
A:  Add vibrato.

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The Cellist

Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?
A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

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Viola Recording

Q: Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?
A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

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