Art & Music Jokes

Bagpiper And Lightning

Q: Why are bagpipers fingers like lightning?
A: They rarely strike the same spot twice.

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Electric Orchestra

Q: Did you hear about the orchestra that got electrocuted?
A: Some blame it on the conductor.

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Blues Singer's Tombstone

Q: What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?
A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

Categories: Art & Music Jokes , Riddles
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