Blonde at a Music Store

A blonde goes into a music store and asks the guy who works there where the country music CD's are. The salesman replies, "Try the other side." So the blonde moves to his other ear and says, "Where are the country music CD's?"

Light Bulb - Blues Musicians

Q: How many blues musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to screw in the light bulb, and four to play sad, blue songs about the old, worn out light bulb.

Tie Saplings To A Piano

Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?
A: Root position cords.