Art & Music Jokes

One Direction

Q: What s the Mexican version of One Direction
A: Juan Direction

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A Flute's Perfect Pitch

Q: What is perfect pitch on a flute?
A: When it misses the rim of the toilet as you throw it in.

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Violin Barb

Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?
A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.

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