Mike Tyson and Metallica Concert

Q: What do Mike Tyson and a Metallica concert have in common?
A: At a Metallica concert you get ringing in the ears, and at a Mike Tyson fight, you get ears in the ring!

Violin Games

Q: Why don't violists play hide and seek?
A: Because no one will look for them.

Viola and Trampoline

Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.