Art & Music Jokes

Clarinet on the Dashboard

Q: Why do clarinetists leave their cases on the dashboard?
A: So they can park in the handicap zones.

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Bob Dylan Nobel Prize

Q: Why did Bob Dylan win the Nobel Prize in Literature?
A: Because there wasn't a chance he would get it for singing.

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The Viola Section

Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?
A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.

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