Art & Music Jokes

Black Cats

Q: Why are black cats such good singers?
A: They're very mewsical!

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Violin Attitude

Q: Which is smaller, a violin or a viola?
A: They are actually the same size, but a violinist's head is so much bigger.

Categories: Art & Music Jokes , Riddles
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Violin Barb

Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?
A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.

Categories: Art & Music Jokes , Riddles
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