Saved By The Ship

Q: Limp Bizkit and Dennis Rodman are on a sinking ship. Who gets saved?
A: The music world and the NBA...

Name That Tune

A man faced with death will have his life spared if he can explain the song being visually represented by a flock of naked women.
The man is led to an empty concert hall where 8 naked women are being led in.
They were placed so that the first one was facing him, the second with her back to him, the third facing him, the fourth with her back to him, the fifth facing him, and the last three with their backs to him.
"Guess that song!" his oppressor demanded.
"Ah, that one's easy!," he exclaimed, triumphantly. "It's William Tell Overture... titty rump titty rump titty rump rump rump."

Heavy Metal Guitarist

Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?
A: Put sheet music in front of him.