The Elegant Crapper

A man with greasy jeans, a flannel shirt, and work boots approaches the headwaiter in an elegant restaurant. The man says, "Hey buddy, where's your crapper?" The headwaiter calmly replies, "Go down the hall and turn left. When you see the sign marked 'Gentlemen,' pay absolutely no attention to it and go right inside."

Yo Mama - Rain

Yo mama so short, she's the last one to know when it rains.

Complete Stupid

I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!