Appearance Jokes - Nose Jokes

Nose Walks Into a Bar

A nose walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you. You're already off your face."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Word Play Jokes , Appearance Jokes (Nose Jokes)
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Want to Dance?

A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night. He glanced across the room and noticed a very attractive woman with just one flaw, she had a very large nose. He was very self conscious about his eye but got up the nerve to ask her for a dance. "Would you like to dance with me?" he asked. She replied "Would I!", and he sneered and told her, "BIG NOSE!"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Introduction Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Nose Jokes) , Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl) , Pickup Lines (Pickup Rejections) , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

Pinnochio

Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. "Every time we make love," she said, "I get splinters!"
So he went back to his maker, Gipetto, the carpenter, to ask for advice.
"Sandpaper my boy, that's what you need," was the carpenter's response.
A couple of weeks later the carpenter saw Pinnochio again, "How are you getting on with the girls now?"
"Who needs girls?" replied Pinnochio!

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Appearance Jokes (Nose Jokes)
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