Appearance Jokes - Nose Jokes

Tissue Dance

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it.

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Long Nose

Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it'd be a foot!

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New Wife

The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife were shopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when the man's oldest friend bumped into him. Eyeing the curvaceous blonde bending over the counter to try on a necklace, the friend asked "How in the hell did YOU land a wife like that?"The old man whispered back, "Easy. I told her I was 90!"

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