Midget goes Into a Bar

Did you hear about the midget who walked into the bar and kissed everybody in the joint?

Dumped By A Midget

Q: Why was the guy so downhearted after his midget girlfriend dumped him?
A: Because he was nuts over her.

Two Dwarfs and Hookers

Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms. The first dwarf not only can't get a hard-on, but all night he has to listen to the other dwarf and the other hooker grunting "One, two three, uhh...one, two three, uhh..." In the morning, the second dwarf says to the first dwarf, "So how was it?" The first dwarf says, "It sucked. I couldn't get a hard-on all night." The second dwarf says, "You think that's bad? I couldn't even get up on the fucking bed."