Appearance Jokes - Fat Jokes

Yo Mama - Chevy

Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

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Yo Momma - Toothpaste

Yo mama's so fat, she deep-fries her toothpaste.

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Goodwill

Wife: I have a bag full of clothes I'd like to donate.
Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash? It's much easier.
Wife: But there are poor starving people who can really use the clothes
Husband: Honey, anyone who fits in your clothes is not starving.

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