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Appearance Jokes - Fat Jokes
The Husband on the Scale
A wife saw her husband weight himself on the scale trying to suck in his stomach. The wife thought he was trying to reduce his weight on the scale, so she said, "You know, I don't think that will help you." The husband replies, "Of course it helps. It's the only way I can see the number on the scale!"
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Submitted BY: Alavi
Yo Mama - Pillow
Yo mama so fat she uses a pillow for a tampon.
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(Yo Momma So Fat)
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(Fat Insult Jokes)
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Yo Mama - Tattoo
Yo mama so fat, she has a tattoo of the United States on her chest -- actual size.
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Yo Momma Jokes
(Yo Momma So Fat)
, Insult Jokes
(Fat Insult Jokes)
, Funny Thoughts
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