Appearance Jokes

Doctor Visit

Q: What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?
A: You're just going to have to be a little patient.

Anonymous

Dwarf Love

Studies show that 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy

Anonymous

Rear Ended

I got distracted today while driving and rear-ended the car in front of me. The car door opened and out hopped the driver. He stormed up to me, all 3' 9" of him, and angrily blurted out "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
I stared at him and said, "Which one are you then?"

Anonymous
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