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Ungrateful
Someone stopped me today and asked me for directions to the nearest cosmetic surgeon. I gave them detailed instructions on how to get there, then they turned round and said "Well if you know the way, why haven't you been there you ugly bastard?"
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Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
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Yo Mama - Witch
Yo mama so fat, if she was a witch, her broomstick would be a broomtree!
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Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous
Haunted House Position
I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
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Anonymous
