Animal Jokes

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A Frog That Wants to be a Cowboy

Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
A: Hoppalong Cassidy!

Categories: Riddles , Animal Jokes
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With Relish And Onions

Q: What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A: A hot frog!

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Catching Polar Bears

How to catch a polar bear:

  1. Go up north and find a frozen lake or pond.
  2. Cut a large hole in the ice.
  3. Open a can of green peas, and place the peas around the edge of the hole single file.
  4. Hide behind a nearby rock.
  5. When the bear comes up to take a pea, kick him in the ice-hole!

Categories: Animal Jokes
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