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With Relish And Onions
Q: What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A: A hot frog!
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Missus with a Pit Bull
Q: What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
A: Your very last head job.
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Catching Polar Bears
How to catch a polar bear:
- Go up north and find a frozen lake or pond.
- Cut a large hole in the ice.
- Open a can of green peas, and place the peas around the edge of the hole single file.
- Hide behind a nearby rock.
- When the bear comes up to take a pea, kick him in the ice-hole!
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