Animal Jokes

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Rooster and Peanut Butter

Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?
A: A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth!

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Rooster and Telephone Pole

Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole?
A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone.

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Redneck Half-Shell

Q: Why did God invent armadillos?
A: So that rednecks can have 'possum on the half-shell.

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