Animal Jokes

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Sleeping Bull

Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?
A: A Bull-Dozer!

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Lion Fast Food

Q: What does a lion call an antelope?
A: Fast food.

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A Couple's Skunk

A fellow always wanted to own a pet skunk, so in the dead of winter, he took his girlfriend with him to go hunting for one.
After a bit of waiting, they bagged a skunk and brought him back to the truck. The skunk was very scared and very cold, so the guy asks his girlfriend if she can keep the skunk between her legs to keep him warm. "But what about the smell?" asks his girlfriend. "Oh, he'll get used to it, just like I did."

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