Animal Jokes

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The Frog at the Restaurant

A man went to a restaurant, sat down, and noticed there was a frog at the table, so he asked him what he had to eat.  The frog replied, "Riblets!"

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Snake Smarts

Q: Why are snakes hard to fool?
A: They have no legs to pull.

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How to Catch a Polar Bear

Q: How do you catch a polar bear?
A: You dig a hole in the ice and place peas all around it, and when the polar bear comes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole!

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