Fast

Q: How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?
A: Don't feed it !

Mouse Tail Gunner

An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse down below him. He dives down and eats the mouse. After a little while the mouse works his way out the eagles butt. Proceeding to look around the mouse says: "Tail gunner to pilot... Tail gunner to pilot.." The eagle says "what do you want?" The mouse asks how high up they are. The eagle thinks for a moment and then says "ohh about 5,000 ft." The mouse then replies "You wouldn't be shittin me now would ya??"

Mice and Men

Q: What do mice and men have in common?
A: They both run around hunting for holes!