Animal Jokes

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Turkey Jam

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had his own drumsticks!

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Crossing Elephant & Whale

Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel.

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Escape

Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a tiger. One of the guys reached into his back pack and pulled out a pair of Reebok running shoes. His friend looked at him. "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?" "I don't have to run faster than that tiger. I just have to run faster than you."

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