Animal Jokes

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Number One

Q: What did the orangutan call his first wife?
A: His prime-mate.

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One Wish

A man is fishing and he catches a crocodile. The crocodile tells him, "Please let me go! I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man says, "Okay, I wish my penis could touch the ground." The crocodile then bites his legs off.

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Mouse in the House

Q: Is there a mouse in the house?
A: No, but there's a moose on the loose!

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