Alaska Tourism Warning

If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public service announcement: In Alaska, tourists are warned to wear tiny bells on their clothing when hiking in bear country. The bells warn away MOST bears (brown, black, etc.), but be careful because they don't scare Grizzly Bears. Tourists are cautioned to watch the ground on the trail, paying particular attention to bear droppings to be alert for the presence of Grizzly Bears. One can easily spot a Grizzly dropping because it has tiny bells in it.

Training a Human

Q: Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?
A: Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

The Three Moles

There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country.  The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell sausage.  The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole and said "Mmmmmm, I smell pancakes."  The baby mole tried to reach his head outside the hole but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. The baby mole said, "The only thing I can smell is molasses!"