Animal Jokes

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Poisonous Snake Family

A baby snake asked it's mom, "Mommy are we poisonous?" The mother snake responded, "Yes honey, but why do you want to know?" The baby snake responded, "Because I just bit myself..."

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Fur Coats

Q: Why do bears have fur coats?
A: Because they'd look stupid in tank tops!

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Pardon Me

Q: What's long and green and goes "hith"?
A: A snake with a lisp.

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