Zebra...Abra

Q: Where do you find a Zebra?
A: 25 letters after A-Bra.

Chasing Off Racoons

Sounds of crashing and banging in the middle of the night sent a woman and husband out to the garage. There they spotted three raccoons eating out of the cat dish. They shooed them away and went back to bed. Later that week they were driving home and the wife noticed three fat raccoons ambling down the road. "Do you think those are the same ones we chased off?" she asked. "Hard to tell," said her husband. "They were wearing masks."

River Crossing

Q: What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A: A hoppercraft!