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Normal Traffic Stop

Sunday, December 13, 1992 After police pulled over Kevin Temple, 35, in a routine traffic stop in Bronson, Fla., a police dog sniffing the trunk became agitated. In the trunk and back seat, officers found the following live animals: 48 rattlesnakes, a Gila monster, 45 non-poisonous snakes, 67 scorpions, several tarantulas and small lizards, and a parrot. Temple said they were just pets.

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Dinosaur Anatomy

Those other dinosaurs may be bipedal and quadrupedal, but I'm tripedal, if you know what I mean.

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Dinosaurs Wear Hats

Q: Why do dinosaurs have to wear hats?
A: So their wives know which end to kiss!

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