Animal Jokes

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Dinosaur Anatomy

Those other dinosaurs may be bipedal and quadrupedal, but I'm tripedal, if you know what I mean.

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Dinosaurs Wear Hats

Q: Why do dinosaurs have to wear hats?
A: So their wives know which end to kiss!

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Three Tough Rats

Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness. The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!" The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!" Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."

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