Animal Jokes

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Mouse And Lion

There was once a mouse getting chased by a lion, the mouse looked up and said God please let this lion be a Christian, the lion stopped, prayed for the food he was about to received and ate the mouse.

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A Dog And A Mole

Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?
A: A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

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Slug And Run

Q: What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off?
A: I'll get you next slime!

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