Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes

Centipede Compliment

Q: What did one centipede say to the other centipede?
A: You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs ....

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Maggot Army

Q: What is the maggot army called?
A: The Apple Corps!

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Firefly Conversation

Q: What did one firefly say to the other?
A: Got to glow now!

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