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Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes
Grasshopper Than a Cricket
Q: Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?
A: Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets can't play grasshopper!
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Bee Care
Q: Where do hornets and bees go when they are sick?
A: The 'waspital.'
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Chicken and Centipede
Q: What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?
A: Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
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