Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes

Buggy

Q: What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind as he hits your windshield?
A: His ass!

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Submitted BY: LEXMIA

The Frustrated Bee

Q: Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed?
A: He couldn't find a BP station!

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Anonymous

Stuck

Q: What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?
A: Worm your way out of that one!

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