Buggy

Q: What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind as he hits your windshield?
A: His ass!

The Frustrated Bee

Q: Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed?
A: He couldn't find a BP station!

Bee Jokes

Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?
A: A humburger!
 
Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?
A: A bee in a submarine!
 
Q: What's more dangerous than being with a fool?
A: Fooling with a bee!
 
Q: What did the spider say to the bee?
A: Your honey or your life!
 
Q: Who is a bee's favorite painter?
A: Pablo Beecasso!
 
Q: What did the bee to the other bee in summer?
A: Swarm here isn't it!
 
Q: What is a bee's favorite classical music composer?
A: Bee-thoven!
 
Q: Who writes books for little bees?
A: Bee-trix Potter!
 
Q: Where do bees go on holiday?
A: Stingapore!
 
Q: What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?
A: He's bee-witched!