Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Elephant In A Car

Q: How does an elephant get out of a small car?
A: The same way that he got in!

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Spider And An Elephant

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant? I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling, run before it collapses!

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Tip Toe

Q: What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?
A: Rustle

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