Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Elephant Food

Q: Why do elephants eat raw food?
A: Because they don't know how to cook!

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Protection From The Rain

Q: What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?
A: An umbrellaphant!

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Kermit The Frog

Q: Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?
A: They always want to play leap frog with him!

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