Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Grey and Jumpy

Q: What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?
A: An elephant with hiccups!

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Naughty Elephant

Q: Why can't elephants go swimming at the pool?
A: Because they can't keep their trunks up.

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Grey Matter

Q: Why do elephants do well in school?
A: Because they have a lot of grey matter!

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