Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Agile Elephant

Q: Why did the elephant put skates on before he went to bed?
A: Because he wanted to get rolling in the morning. 

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Ride the Horse

Q: You're riding a horse at full speed. A giraffe is beside you, an elephant in front of you, and a lion behind you! What do you do?
A: You get off the carousel!

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Grey and Jumpy

Q: What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?
A: An elephant with hiccups!

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