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Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes
Ride the Horse
Q: You're riding a horse at full speed. A giraffe is beside you, an elephant in front of you, and a lion behind you! What do you do?
A: You get off the carousel!
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Submitted BY: leightinyteeth
Grey and Jumpy
Q: What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?
A: An elephant with hiccups!
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Anonymous
Naughty Elephant
Q: Why can't elephants go swimming at the pool?
A: Because they can't keep their trunks up.
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