Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Elephant And Snail

Q: What is stronger an elephant or a snail?
A: A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant just carries its trunk!

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Big Footed Elephant

Q: What do you give an elephant with big feet?
A: Plenty of room!

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Long Trunk

Q: Why do elephants have long trunks?
A: Because sheep don't have strings.

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