Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

A Small Analogy

Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants. It's done on a very high level. There's a lot of stomping and screaming involved. And it takes two years to get any results.

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Has 18 Wheels

Q: What's big and grey and has 16 wheels?
A: An elephant on roller skates!

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Grey And Red

Q: What's grey but turns red?
A: An embarrassed elephant!

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