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Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes
A Fair Warning
Tourist guide at zoo: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, the largest animal to roam the lands. Every day the elephant eats 3 dozen bunches of bananas, 6 tons of hay, and 2000 pounds of assorted fruits. Madam, please don't stand near the elephant's backside.... Madam, PLEASE don't stand near the elephant's backside ... MADAM ... MADAM ..., too late; George, dig her out."
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Optimistic
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle?
A: Optimistic!
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Wrinkled Ankles
Q: Why do elephants have wrinkly ankles?
A: Because their shoes are too tight!
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