Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

In A Elephant Graveyard

Q: What do you find in an elephants graveyard?
A: Elephantoms!

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Two Thousand and Pinches

Q: What weighs 2,000 pounds and pinches?
A: An elephant wearing a tight tuxedo.

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A Pink Elephant

Q:  How do you kill a pink elephant?
A: Twist his nose until he turns blue and then use the blue elephant gun.

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