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Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes
Two Thousand and Pinches
Q: What weighs 2,000 pounds and pinches?
A: An elephant wearing a tight tuxedo.
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A Pink Elephant
Q: How do you kill a pink elephant?
A: Twist his nose until he turns blue and then use the blue elephant gun.
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Elephant Games
Q: Why don't you see elephants playing hide and seek?
A: Because they are very, very good at it.
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