Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

A Pink Elephant

Q:  How do you kill a pink elephant?
A: Twist his nose until he turns blue and then use the blue elephant gun.

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Elephant Games

Q: Why don't you see elephants playing hide and seek?
A: Because they are very, very good at it.

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Elephant And Machine Gun

Q: What can an elephant with a machine gun call you?
A: Anything he likes!

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