Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Elephants and Paint

Q: Why do elephants paint their testicles red?
A: So they can hide in cherry trees.

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Elephant and a Naked Man.

Q:  What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts!

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

100mph and Grey

Q:  What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?
A:  A jet propelled elephant!

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous
Trackuser=No (Robot detected) |IsRobot=Yes |

Page rendered in 0.2088 seconds