Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Week vs Weak

Q: What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?
A: One is a weak one and the other one week!

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Elephant and a Naked Man.

Q:  What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts!

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Do Elephants Ever Forget?

Q: Does an elephant ever forget?
A: Only if you loan him money.

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