Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Tarzan Chasing Elephants

Tarzan was tired when he came home. "What have you been doing?" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?" said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground?"

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Fencing Elephant

Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
A: Time to get a new fence.

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Week vs Weak

Q: What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?
A: One is a weak one and the other one week!

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