Jackass In Suspense

Q: How do you leave a jackass in suspense?
A: I'll tell you tomorrow

Arkansas Driver's Ed Sex Ed

Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education in the same day in Arkansas?
A: It's too hard on the mules.

American, Mule and Hot Dog

There was this American tourist in Mexico, and he was getting tired of walking around, so he went up to a donkey rental place and said, ''Can I rent a donkey?' The guy said, "We don't call them donkeys here, we call them asses. This is the only ass I have left, and you have to scratch him when you want to make him stop." The guy rides his ass for a while, sees a hotdog stand, and asks for a hotdog. The vendor replies, "We don't call them hotdogs here we call the wieners." Meanwhile his donkey is wandering away, so he goes up to another tourist and says "Will you hold my wiener while I scratch my ass?"