Tail Wagging

Q: Why do dogs wag their tails?
A: "Because no one else will do it for them!"

Talks of Children

There were three women, a red head, a brunette and a blonde. They started talking about sex. The red headed one said, "I'm gonna have three babies." The brunette said she was going to have twins. The blonde started crying and the other two women asked her what was wrong. The blonde said she was gonna have baby dogs because she had sex doggy style!

Smart Dog

A couple of dog owners are arguing about whose pet is smarter. “My dog is so smart,” says the first owner, “that every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around. He tips the kid and then brings the newspaper to me, along with my morning coffee.” “I know,” says the second dog owner. “How do you know?”
“My dog told me.”