Coward K9 -Riddles

Q: How is a cowardly dog like a leaky faucet?
A: They both run.

Flea and Witch

Q: What do you get if you cross a flea and a witch?
A: Very worried dogs!

Sick Dog

A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog onto the the operating table, looks down and says, "Say ahhh!" The man looks at the vet and says, "The dog can't speak. "The vet says to the man, "I was talking to YOU. The dog's dead!!"