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Q: What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
A: 'When I fall in love it will be for heifer'!
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Close Enough
A farmer was counting his cows and initially counted 197 but when he rounded them up he had 200.
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Late Again
A kid was late for school one day. "I had to take the bull down to mate with the heifer," he explained to the teacher. "Couldn't your father have done that?" "Sure, but the bull would have done a better job."
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