Animal Jokes - Cat Jokes

We have hilarious cat jokes! Laugh about your feline friends with our huge selection of cat jokes. jokerz cat jokes.

Eating the Cat

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

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Tropical Christmas

Q: What do tigers sing at Christmas?
A: "Jungle Bells".

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Cat's Christmas

Q: Who delivers Christmas presents to cats?
A: Santa Paws !

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