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Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with St. Nick?
A: Santa Claws!
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Why do Women Love Cats????
I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, come home and expect to be fed and stroked, then want to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
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Cat Stalker
Q: When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
A: When you’re a mouse.
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