Animal Jokes - Cat Jokes

We have hilarious cat jokes! Laugh about your feline friends with our huge selection of cat jokes. jokerz cat jokes.

Tactical Response

As the burglar entered our darkened room, I put the red dot right between his eyes and then…
…let my cat do the rest.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes)
Anonymous

Cat and Chicken to Heaven

A cat and a chicken die but end up in the wrong heavens. The cat is in chicken heaven and the chicken is in cat heaven. There is a river between the two heavens and they both must cross it to get to their rightful place. The chicken flies over to his heaven without a hitch, but when the cat tries to cross over, he falls in and gets totally wet. 
Q: What's the moral of the story?
A: When there's a happy cock, there's a wet pussy.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Dogs and Cat Together

Q: What time is it when 20 dogs and one cat get together?
A: 20 after one.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous
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